callisteios:

hiiiii, does anyone want to become evil with me?

luckynein:

luckynein:

“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”

No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.

Some of the nastiest misogyny I got to hear growing up came from the women around me.

shorthairedbrownqueer:

There are a million different personal experiences and circumstances that impact the decisions we make. Safety should always be the number one prior

But there is no queer Indian identity without queer Indians living in India

There is no queer progress in India without queer Indians fighting for it

jadedgenasi:

I’ve seen this before, but it’s been years and it just came across my Twitter in its dying days. The words are from a favorite author of mine, Maggie Stiefvater, and they are the words I most need to hear when it comes to dealing with chronic pain and illness. I didn’t need this the first time I saw it, six years ago. I need it now. Maybe you do, too.

countably-infinite-rats:

[ch- wait… guys???

musclemanveryregular:

092421:

[n portal through posts 😁

[n portal through posts 😁?

countably-infinite-rats:

musclemanveryregular:

092421:

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callsign-entropy:

We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.

ngoziu:

ngoziu:

ngoziu:

ngoziu:

grizzled dead-inside hired assassin but he never falls for the femme fatale he only falls for the Completely Awkward Guy At The Computer and it’s really frustrating for him

sorry had to revise this from secret agent to assassin; I want no connotations of suaveness. i want a functioning alcoholic who hasn’t shaved in days bleeding (“am I bleeding? jesus fu—”) from a torso wound, passing out, gun in hand, and waking up to Guy At The Computer making a functioning nuclear reactor in Minecraft. He looks up groaning and is just like “bad news: i’m still alive worse news: i’m deeply attracted to this….person” nerd swivels around in an ergonomic chair “oh you’re awake!” takes off his headset and he’s wearing a loss t-shirt

YES okay EVERYONE, I know what Metal Gear Solid is—I’m just looking….It’s the aesthetic. The visuals. Assassin in a blood splattered bowling shirt (disgusting) with crunchy stubble (greying) and bags under his eyes (permanent) nerd with big glasses and a huge “wow you were the guy who caused the 40 pile car pile up in istanbul a few years back?? that’s really neat” smile. Every time assassin gets an update on his ear piece he sighs like a war general. he’s pretty sure he’s cursed and died in that chemical plant explosion in Beaumont and each of these gigs is purgatory. Nerd is new. He’s SO thrilled that he got partnered with this venerable LEGEND. “You know before this, I was hacking at Amazon. Well. Technically, I was hacking in Amazon. Like in their Seattle HQ? In the basement? They didn’t know I was down there lolz.”

Preserving my tags from this post, also here’s some GODDAMN ART so you all can stop saying this is Metal Gear Solid*

ex:

imsopopfly:

prokopetz:

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they’d just be Starfire from Teen Titans’ actual, legit word for that thing.

I just realized “you kick her body like the football?” Would 100% be how she’d say that

yes yes yes. consider also:

• “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”
• all of spiders georg
• tuesday again? no problem…
• do you love the color of the sky?!

miiilowo:

i wish i could infinitely regenerate my body parts so i could explode into viscera for dramatic effect whenever something mildly upsetting occurs

3-minnnn:

IM OBSESSED.

manywinged:

manywinged:

favorite ship dynamic: two (or more) people who would do anything and everything to keep each other safe from harm but who also both get off on self destruction to a frankly masochistic degree

relationship status: in a mutually assured destruction pact

100493503004422:

100493503004422:

ok. I’m in the world. now what am I supposed to do

different schools of thought I suppose